KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS!
You’re just afraid that all the menfolk will want to hit it after you reblog that picture—it’s just too classy and beautiful for the public. I completely understand. I’ll just make flyers with the picture on it and pass them out to all of your suitors. You know, to help you out… in the suitor department.
now the mystery is this: who got that shirt, how did they get that shirt, and—most puzzling—why on earth did they drop it at goodwill?